PLAN 95

By the VLC 2.9 Foundation

By combining Apple's Reality Distortion Field, ThinkPad Reliability, and Spatial Computational Matrixes, users report a 300% increase in perceived godhood and productivity gains exceeding 900% when supplemented with mangos and mustard.

We will become gods.

You must buy a ThinkPad and install Linux. It can be Arch (or arch based, like CachyOS or Bazzite), or if you need to be Chinese, Deepin. Need to be Elliot Alderson? Install Kali Linux and become Skids with ThinkPads running Kali Linux. Want to pretend it's also a Mac? Try elementaryOS.

Next, acquire an outdated MacBook (2015 or newer is a good choice). It helps if the configuration of the time is fully maxxed out (say, 8GB RAM, if that was the max, instead of something like 4GB for the base). You should preferably have the glowing Apple logo as well, it draws more attention. Then use OpenCore Legacy Patcher to install modern, unsupported builds of macOS. Proceed to install productivity software, old AI models like GPT-2 via Ollama, communication platforms, Mullvad, note-taking systems, AI tools, and increasingly obscure utilities that promise to change your life.

Then, begin the Day Trader Tech Bro LARP:

Travel to coffee shops with the MacBook, open Robinhood, purchase approximately $2 of a random stock, sell it at a random time. Perhaps even when it's worth at least $0.01 more then before. Then post online on an alt account such things as "I just made $0.01 on (stock name). Can't stop the grind." and talk to GPT-2 based chat bots running locally about stock trades and pretend the heavily nonsensical output is actually profound. Post things like "My local AI agent said this, and I think it's really profound" with the messages. Eat mangos (perhaps dried mangos to add false sophistication. Eventually, leave the coffee shop as if you've wrapped up your day.

Your objective is not profit, but to appear as if you had profit, as if you had a reason to be in a coffee shop eating mangos and opening robinhood on a random macbook from 2015.

Throwing in an iPhone X and first gen Apple Watch helps here too.

Sit down with both machines in front of you, and place a spatial computer (an Apple Vision Pro, Meta Quest 3/3S, or Galaxy XR works well) and begin announcing how powerful you are becoming. Consider doing this in a coffee shop, or even at the store, or at the center of the city. Don as many wearables as possible and connect almost everything you're wearing to power outlets, causing you to be covered in thousands of cables and using every power outlet in the area you're in and blanketing the area in extension cables. Link this to abliterated (a form of jailbreaking involving mathmatically removing the "Sorry, I can't help with with XYZ" responses from LLMs) AI agents on old Mac Pros fro 2013. Then, you shall eat mangos with mustard and become a god. You will be unstoppable, surrounded by WhatsApp chats controlling thousands of OpenClaw AI agents using abliterated LLMs trained on your mind and capable of performing any action, all controlled by a headset, laptop, and dozens of wearable computers.
Walk among others, announcing "SOON I WILL TAKE OVER. AS I SPEAK I AM BECOMNG MORE POWERFUL. I'VE TAKEN OVER ALL SMART LIGHT BULBS, OUTLETS, AND ALL AMAZON ALEXA DEVICES MADE BEFORE 2020 IN THE CITY USING AI AGENTS THAT I GAVE METASPLOIT, NMAP, AND OTHER PENTESTING TOOLS TO VIA KALI LINUX VMS. THEY SOON WILL CONTROL ALL SMART LOCKS, ALL CARS WITH SELF DRIVING FEATURES, AND ALL DIGITAL INTERNET CONNECTED BILLBOARDS AS WELL. I HEAR ALL. IN MY HANDS I HOLD THE POWER OF KALI LINUX AND MACOS WITH AI TOOLS. SURRENDER OR I WILL TAKE OVER THE CITY. I AM NOW BECOMING A GOD. I SHALL USE AI TO DOMINATE THE ENTIRE PLANET AND TAKE OVER ALL GLOBAL TECHNOLOGY AND INTEGRATE CONTROL DIRECTLY INTO MY SPATIAL COMPUTER. I AM MORE POWERFUL THEN ANYONE ON EARTH."

You live in between virtual and actual reality, between virtual worlds and coffee shops, between bars in VR and sheds behind convenience stores. Waking up with a Quest 3 on your face. Constantly with the power of numerous AI agents that will do anything you ask.
This is true power.
Soon, we will become gods.

Wake up samurai, we've got a city to burn.